{"id":2868,"date":"2026-06-26T12:07:58","date_gmt":"2026-06-26T12:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=2868"},"modified":"2026-06-26T12:07:58","modified_gmt":"2026-06-26T12:07:58","slug":"trumps-cognitive-health-and-tiny-fair-crowds-take-center-stage-in-brutal-jimmy-fallon-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=2868","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s cognitive health and tiny fair crowds take center stage in brutal Jimmy Fallon bit"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jimmy Fallon spent a second straight night ribbing President Donald Trump’s new Great American State Fair on Thursday, saving his sharpest jab for a petting zoo bit aimed squarely at the president’s cognitive fitness.<\/p>\n

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The “Tonight Show” host took aim at the fair, which opened to the public on Thursday on the National Mall as part of America’s 250th anniversary celebrations, rattling off a list of fictional attractions inspired by Trump.<\/p>\n

“The fair has everything,” Fallon said, according to Mediaite. “There’s a giant Ferris wheel, there’s a carousel. They even have a Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history.”<\/p>\n

He kept going with a swipe at the president’s physician, joking that organizers had also “hired Trump’s doctor to guess what you want your weight to be. ‘150?’ ‘Sure.'”<\/p>\n

Fallon told the audience that fairgoers could visit “a petting zoo with some of the animals Trump named during his last cognitive test.” Imitating the president, he deadpanned: “Horse, duck, stripey horse.”<\/p>\n

The joke landed against a backdrop of Trump’s own repeated boasting about his performance on cognitive screenings, including the MoCA dementia assessment.<\/p>\n

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During a May 1 rally at The Villages, solidly GOP-leaning retirement enclave in central Florida, Trump abandoned his One Big Beautiful Bill sales pitch to revisit the tests. <\/p>\n

“I don’t think Obama could pass it. Biden? Give me a break,” he told the crowd, describing how he was asked to name animals. “You know, the first question’s very easy. It’s a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, ‘Which one is the bear?’ And everybody says ohhh\u2013 30 questions. Very standard, very standard test, but very tough around those last 10 questions.”<\/p>\n

Trump also told the audience that one doctor had described him as “a mad genius.”<\/p>\n

The president’s mental fitness has drawn formal scrutiny on Capitol Hill. <\/p>\n

On April 14, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) introduced legislation to create a 17-member commission empowered to assess whether a sitting president is fit to discharge the duties of the office under the 25th Amendment. The bill was offered with 50 Democratic co-sponsors but faces no path to a vote in the Republican-controlled House.<\/p>\n

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