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I am hearing terrible things about Raw Story. Just terrible. People are telling me \u2014 very smart people, the smartest people \u2014 that some of you are not giving this column your complete and undivided attention. That\u2019s bad. Very, very bad. Frankly, it\u2019s a disgrace.<\/p>\n

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You think I don\u2019t notice? You think I can\u2019t tell when you\u2019re skimming? When you\u2019re reading every third paragraph? I notice everything, believe me. When you keep checking your phone while I\u2019m in the middle of making an absolutely tremendous point, not good. Wrong. It makes me very upset.<\/p>\n

You think I don\u2019t see it? You think I don\u2019t know when you\u2019re not absorbing the words completely? I know it, and for anyone caught doing it, I\u2019m considering sanctions. Nothing major at first. Maybe your television remote only works when you\u2019re standing up. Maybe every shopping cart you touch develops an annoying, mysterious wobble. Maybe all your socks slowly rotate inside your shoes throughout the day.<\/p>\n

You laugh. That\u2019s why you\u2019re a loser. You\u2019re all losers.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s talk that you should be investigated. Everyone is saying it. It has nothing to do with me. You should face consequences because it\u2019s treasonous. When you criticize what I write, it\u2019s always fake news.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t you dare stop reading this now. Close it and there will be consequences. You\u2019re low IQ. You\u2019re weak. If I sued you, you wouldn\u2019t have the stomach for it and you\u2019d run like a coward.<\/p>\n

Now I remember what this is all about. My memory is better than anyone my age. All the doctors are telling me, and they can\u2019t believe it. They say, \u201cSir, how is it that you have the memory of a 20-year-old? It\u2019s simply not possible.\u201d And I tell them my brain is much bigger than average. That\u2019s probably why.<\/p>\n

I know that if I write \u201cPizza. Suitcase. Popsicle. Hyena\u201d here right now, I\u2019ll remember what it is by the end of this column and in that exact order. I\u2019m brilliant that way.<\/p>\n

Where was I? Oh yeah. If this column does not receive the attention it deserves, I\u2019m prepared to take drastic action. I will authorize a 300 percent tariff on browsers. Every time your eyes jump ahead to the next paragraph before finishing the current one, you\u2019ll owe an additional paragraph of mandatory reading.<\/p>\n

People are saying it\u2019s fair.<\/p>\n

And don\u2019t even think about skipping to the end. We know who you are. The analytics know. The internet knows. Don\u2019t make me recruit better readers from other columns. Don\u2019t test me. I\u2019ll do it.<\/p>\n

OK. Now let\u2019s talk about Iran. Stupid country. We should have obliterated them when we had the chance. Actually, wait, we did<\/em><\/em> obliterate them and wiped their civilization off the face of the earth, but they survived somehow. And what kind of gratitude do they show? They close the Strait of Hormuz to all traffic. So terrible.<\/p>\n

If they don\u2019t agree to rip up the Memorandum of Understanding (I call it the MOU) and agree to better terms, we may just have to obliterate them again. It would be very sad, but that\u2019s how regime change works. You go from one idiot regime to another.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s kind of how it is with the Dumocrats. The Radical Left Lunatics are determined to destroy this country by paying their taxes, helping the people who need help most, and being decent to one another. Quite frankly, it makes me sick to my stomach. This is why the Enemy From Within poses the greatest THREAT to America and Americans. They are SCUM, and by SCUM I mean a Strategic Coalition for Unlimited Mhorribleness.<\/p>\n

These thugs are all Communists, Marxists and Fascists, sick people who want to see the country succeed on their own terms. It\u2019s disgusting. They are traitors practicing seditious behavior who must be stopped. Only unconditional surrender will be acceptable.<\/p>\n

For the next several hundred words, I would like to explain why what you are reading now is the greatest column ever written in the history of columns. Bigger than Hemingway. Bigger than Twain. Bigger than the Magna Carta, which many people now agree was basically an early draft of one of my social media posts.<\/p>\n

I\u2019d also like to talk about the upcoming 250th anniversary of our country. I call it the Semiquincentennial. That\u2019s a word that I made up and no one has ever spelled correctly until now. It marks 250 years since the signing of the Gettysburg Address. You can look it up.<\/p>\n

It is my Great Honor to discuss it, about the rockets\u2019 red glare and the bombs bursting in hair. And about the Failing New York Times. They never acknowledge my brilliance. They would rather talk about my poll numbers, which are, of course, rigged, like the 2020 Election. Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019ll be fixing that soon, and this column is the start of that movement.<\/p>\n

Stay with me here. Daydreaming is not allowed! Beginning immediately, anyone who daydreams while reading this column risks being placed on a watch list. Not a government watch list. Worse. A disappointment watch list.<\/p>\n

Every morning, you\u2019ll receive an email that simply says, \u201cWe expected more.\u201d<\/p>\n

If readers would just give these paragraphs their full attention, none of this would be necessary. But some people insist on testing me. Let this be a warning: disrespect will not be tolerated. I will personally make your computer stop working. And trust me that I can do it. I can do anything I want. There are no limits to my literary power.<\/p>\n

Now, let\u2019s see if I can remember the five elements of my memory test sequence from earlier in the column. Here they are: \u201cCheeseburger. Diet Coke. Hypertension. Stroke. Funeral.\u201d<\/p>\n

There you go. Perfect. Like always.<\/p>\n

Thank you for your attention to this matter!<\/p>\n

(Ray Richmond is a longtime journalist\/author and an adjunct professor at Chapman University in Orange, CA.)<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

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