{"id":297,"date":"2026-05-21T22:10:12","date_gmt":"2026-05-21T22:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=297"},"modified":"2026-05-21T22:10:12","modified_gmt":"2026-05-21T22:10:12","slug":"john-cornyn-roasted-for-bizarre-dairy-queen-campaign-stop-so-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"John Cornyn roasted for bizarre Dairy Queen campaign stop: &#8216;So normal!&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) is continuing to campaign in the primary runoff after President Donald Trump dealt a crushing blow by endorsing his opponent, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton \u2014 but his latest stunt is meeting a wave of ridicule.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=295\">Mike Johnson \u2018fed up\u2019 with Trump as he ditches White House for first time: insiders<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the &#8216;Texas stop sign,&#8217; to sample some of their delicious fare,&#8221; said Cornyn in a post to X on his official government account. &#8220;I highly recommend the Blizzard. (I had that after I ate this child-size cone)&#8221; He posted a picture of himself posing with an employee inside the restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>The stilted way Cornyn talked about Dairy Queen \u2014 which, despite <span>its unique franchising system in Texas, is a national chain known to<\/span> virtually everyone and not remotely unique to the town of Sealy \u2014 earned immediate and widespread mockery.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You highly recommend the blizzard? Okay, but like, what [expletive] kind?&#8221; asked The Political HQ account.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is Cornyn saying this is the first time he\u2019s been to Dairy Queen?&#8221; wrote Tarrant County GOP precinct chair Joshua Medeiros.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=293\">Trump learns the lessons of the past<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8221;And here I am eating this normal person food just like you normal people at the State Fair! Haha, see? I&#8217;m so normal and just like you!&#8221; wrote Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal, accompanied by an infamous picture of former Texas Gov. Rick Perry suggestively wolfing down a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m convinced. Must try this &#8216;Dairy Queen&#8217; and sample their new product,&#8221; wrote former Keller mayor and GOP legislative candidate Armin Mizani.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8216;To sample some of their delicious fare&#8217; &#8230;is @JohnCornyn a space alien? &#8216;I highly recommend the Blizzard&#8217; &#8230;has #JohnCornyn never been to a DQ before? &#8216;after I ate this child-size cone&#8217; &#8230;is John Cornyn just asking to be mocked? #TXSen #txlege @KenPaxtonTX #KenPaxton,&#8221; wrote political strategist Mathew Helman.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hiya folks. It&#8217;s me, your senator, doing a regular human iced cream!&#8221; wrote NBC Sports NFL writer Patrick Daugherty.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=291\">\u2018We got rolled by our own party\u2019: Republican rips GOP leaders for backroom deal<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) is continuing to campaign in the primary runoff after President Donald Trump dealt a crushing blow by endorsing his opponent, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton \u2014 but his latest stunt is meeting a wave of ridicule.&#8221;Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":296,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>John Cornyn roasted for bizarre Dairy Queen campaign stop: &#039;So normal!&#039; - Property Relocation USA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=297\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"John Cornyn roasted for bizarre Dairy Queen campaign stop: &#039;So normal!&#039; - Property Relocation USA\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Sen. 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