{"id":4899,"date":"2026-07-25T10:38:06","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T10:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=4899"},"modified":"2026-07-25T10:38:06","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T10:38:06","slug":"maga-dupes-broke-their-brains-when-this-epic-fury-detonated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertyrelocationusa.com\/?p=4899","title":{"rendered":"MAGA dupes broke their brains when this epic fury detonated"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s just so exhausting to live in the dumbest timeline in global history. <\/p>

I could give you a decade\u2019s worth of examples of MAGA stupidity, and we could spend the next 1,000 words debating over which is the dumbest of the dupes deployed by Dumb Donald\u2019s Deplorables. For me, it was the sight of everyone wearing those moronic maxi pads on their faces at the 2024 RNC after Trump\u2019s first faux-assassination attempt in Butler, PA. Weird timing, huh?<\/p>

Read more Trump slammed for \u2018weak and petulant\u2019 order to slap right-wing propaganda on Smithsonian<\/a><\/p>

Anyway, there are just far too many other dumb things displayed by Trump\u2019s poorly educated Red Hat Death Squad of compliant, willfully obtuse mouth-breathers who ain\u2019t much for book learnin\u2019 and never actually do their own research. If any of them were capable of self-reflection or independent thought, we\u2019d be living in a very different timeline where GWB was the last Republican President and no one was trying to dismantle the Department of Education. <\/p>

[Quick shoutout to Suzanne Bonamici, my Representative, for filing Articles of Impeachment against the least educated Education Secretary in history, Linda \u201cPile Driver\u201d McMahon].<\/p>

Instead, they share their collective IQ point to parrot whatever propaganda they\u2019ve been programmed to believe, twisting themselves into conspiracy theory pretzels to avoid all truths. They\u2019re so deeply enmeshed in the MAGA cult that they allow Trump to manipulate their feelings, telling them to get mad about whatever he\u2019s mad about, even though they don\u2019t understand any of it.<\/p>

Their anger is then misdirected to those of us who trade in the truths about Trump that they\u2019ll never admit. These self-proclaimed Alphas are triggered by literally the dumbest things (literally, as we\u2019ll get to in a sec) while fully avoiding the truth about horrifically violent sex crimes Trump has committed against women and children. <\/p>

So instead of questioning why Trump finally paid E. Jean Carroll the $5.6 million he\u2019s owed her for the last three years, they channel their anger at whatever convenient cultural scapegoat they can. And right now, they\u2019ve decided that Trump sending Kash Patel to Moscow next month is no big deal, but Oscar-winning film director Christopher Nolan casting a Black woman as Helen of Troy is an abomination. <\/p>

I\u2019m more than fine with Lupita Nyong\u2019o portraying a woman whose \u201cface launched a thousand ships,\u201d because she\u2019s stunningly beautiful. It\u2019s also more accurate to cast a woman of color in the role considering Greece is a Mediterranean country with proximity to other multicultural nations. It\u2019s like when they get mad over anyone saying Jesus wasn\u2019t white \u2014 because he wasn\u2019t. <\/p>

And if that isn\u2019t enough faux outrage pearl-clutching for you, they\u2019re extra triggered because openly trans actor Elliot Page is also in the movie. Page doesn\u2019t play Achilles as first rumored–how dare they cast him in the same role Brad Pitt played 22 years ago in Troy<\/em><\/em>?<\/p>

Page actually plays a completely mythological character named Sinon, which Nolan took from Virgil, instead of Homer. The Do Your Own Research dudes would know this if they\u2019d just asked the Google instead of spewing transphobia on Twitter, but what\u2019s the fun in telling the truth?<\/p>

C’mon now, MAGA, you\u2019re going to pretend the Ancient Greeks weren\u2019t completely fine with all kinds of alternative lifestyles? They\u2019re the ones credited for making wrestling a competitive sport. <\/p>

Read more Comer blasts Epstein associate stonewalling on demands: \u2018This is unacceptable\u2019<\/a><\/p>

The manufactured MAGA idiocy over The Odyssey<\/em><\/em> being \u201cwoke\u201d makes my brain cry. I haven\u2019t seen the film yet \u2014 I like to avoid crowds, because people don\u2019t know how to behave in movie theaters anymore. Plus, shelling out $25 for the IMAX version doesn\u2019t align with my budget. But I\u2019m an AP Honors English kid, and I know my Greek mythology, thanks. Whatever literary licenses Nolan takes with the story don\u2019t matter, because IT IS A STORY, not a documentary.<\/p>

The Odyssey<\/em><\/em> is what we now call \u201chistorical fiction,\u201d weaving the tale of a Trojan War hero who fights monsters and endures hardships on an epic 10-year journey home to his wife and son in Troy. Historians have argued over the existence of a real Odysseus, but there are no records of a Greek king taking a decade to come home from the war. <\/p>

Homer cleverly used local geography to make his stories real for the locals who listened to them. Greek mythology is super fun, but MAGA cannot wrap their broken brains around the duality. Yes, kids, there was a real Trojan War. That\u2019s where the history ends, and the suspension of disbelief begins. It\u2019s a fun read, but it\u2019s about as real as any other book about a quest. Like, get mad that Lord of the Rings<\/em><\/em> isn\u2019t a real representation of New Zealand history because that\u2019s where Peter Jackson filmed the movies, she said with a hard eyeroll.<\/p>

Who cares which actor plays which part in a MOVIE which includes a cyclops, sirens, sorcery, and getting caught between the Scylla and Charabdis (a favorite idiom used by Sting in \u201cWrapped Around Your Finger\u201d)? <\/p>

MAGA does, so they can pretend Donald Trump isn\u2019t a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who vandalized D.C. as a 250th birthday gift for his Daddy Vladdy. They love getting mad about the little things, because the truth about Trump is too big and scary to think about. <\/p>

From the reviews I\u2019ve read, The Odyssey<\/em><\/em> is exactly the kind of action movie MAGA would love, if they hadn\u2019t been told to hate on it. Adventures on the high seas, gnarly deaths, swordfighting, and LOTS OF MEN on a boat. And it\u2019s so pathetic that ultimate Beta Elon Musk is threatening a \u201chistorically accurate\u201d version made by Grok. <\/p>

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\u201cHistorically accurate\u201d will be interesting, considering there\u2019s no such thing as monsters \u2014 except the human ones like Musk himself who are ruining everything for the rest of us.<\/p>

But as I\u2019m always here to help, I used Musk\u2019s Grok to give him a head start. I don\u2019t expect any royalties, because my account is so suppressed that I don\u2019t even make the monthly payout threshold, but maybe it\u2019ll reach him anyway.<\/p>

Read more \u2018Wow\u2019: Tearful Iran war widow left speechless by Trump admin response<\/a><\/p>

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