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We now live in a country where the Republican Party has fully given itself over to authoritarianism with the razor-thin confirmation of Todd \u201cTrumpsimp\u201d Blanche as Attorney General.<\/p>\n

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You can tell they\u2019re all super proud of their vote, because they held it in the wee hours of Saturday morning. None of them were coerced in any way into voting, obvs, especially not \u201cDr.\u201d Bill Cassidy (R-LA), who sounded completely defeated and not at all terrified during his performative announcement from the Senate floor. <\/p>\n

Once again, I\u2019ll never understand why anyone is afraid of the bewigged convicted felon adjudicated rapist whose name appears in the Epstein Files at least 38,000 times, mainly because he blocked me on Twitter <\/u>11 years ago this month. The guy couldn\u2019t handle some lady from Portland (via a New Jersey childhood in the ’70s and ’80s), so how could he possibly handle being the president?<\/p>\n

If only Dr. Bill Cassidy still had enough medical knowledge to locate his own spine and used that moment on the Senate floor to declare to the world that Trump threatened him if he didn\u2019t vote for Blanche, just like he was threatened if he didn\u2019t vote for RFK Jr.<\/p>\n

Instead, Bill Cassidy\u2019s legacy is the Epstein Files cover-up. <\/p>\n

Just like all of the other Trumpublicans, as I tried to warn them last week<\/u>. <\/p>\n

But Blanche isn\u2019t alone in his blind loyalty to Trump. In fact, if they held a contest to see who\u2019s spent more time burrowed inside Trump\u2019s alimentary canal, the clear winner would be Speaker of the House Mike \u201cEven Bigger Trumpsimp\u201d Johnson. Like Bill Cassidy, Johnson is from \u201cLoser-iana,\u201d and enjoys ignoring how badly his state is doing while giving his entire life over to Trump.<\/p>\n

But Johnson has really set himself apart by hiding behind his \u201cChristian faith,\u201d even as he\u2019s involved in the Epstein Files cover-up at the highest possible level.<\/p>\n

Many people have forgotten that before he was voted in as speaker, a group of House Republicans used the chamber floor to pray for MAGA Mike, who\u2019s like if Davey from Davey and Goliath<\/em><\/em> grew up to be a seriously repressed, compromised Jesus freak.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Johnson\u2019s devotion to Daddy Donny is disgusting on every level, but his depravity doesn\u2019t end there. Johnson has been campaigning for Brandon Herrera, a Texan who\u2019s running for Congress and uses the Twitter handle \u201cTheAKGuy\u201d (meaning he\u2019s literally a gun manufacturer). Brandon is weakly trying to reclaim \u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon,\u201d even though Democrats stole that from MAGA and rebranded it as \u201cDark Brandon.\u201d Aside from being incapable of being original, Bad Brandon seems to lean a little\u2026Epsteinish<\/em><\/em>, shall we say.<\/p>\n

I tried to figure out a way to paraphrase Herrera\u2019s own NSFW (or anywhere else on the planet) words about children amid the Epstein Files coverup, but it\u2019s too vile.<\/p>\n

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The Speaker of the House is fine with that guy, just like he\u2019s fine with the unspeakable things Trump is alleged to have done to children and the real things he\u2019s been legally held accountable for. Johnson has never once prioritized the needs of the American people while in service to Trump, so maybe I shouldn\u2019t have been that surprised when I learned that Speaker Jesus Freak was in Vancouver, Washington (just across the river from the Scary Librul Enclave of Portland, Oregon) last week for a campaign fundraising event for Washington State Senator John Braun.<\/p>\n

Braun is challenging incumbent Democratic Rep. Marie Glusenkamp-Perez (D-WA) in the state\u2019s 3rd District, which is where I lived from 2001 until 2022. \u201cRep MGP,\u201d as she dubbed herself, is a \u201cformer Republican\u201d who was a very late entry in the 2022 midterm elections, with Clark County, WA, Democrats ousting then-candidate Brent Hennrich for the sake of putting a woman in that seat. Rep MGP has been a controversial figure ever since, often voting with Republicans instead of with our party. <\/p>\n

While it\u2019s commonplace for high-ranking members of Congress to get out there to boost candidates, it\u2019s pretty sus that the GOP sent the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE to a brewpub, Trap Door Brewing, in the Couve (as the locals call it), especially since he\u2019s such a holy Christian who claims to abstain from alcohol.<\/p>\n

Similarly, the party sent Matt \u201cCaptain Venmo\u201d Gaetz to WA-03 in 2021 to boost Joe Kent<\/u>. I could contact the RNC to ask why they sent the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE to stump for John Braun, but I\u2019ll never get an answer.<\/p>\n

Weird, huh?<\/p>\n

The event, which was invite-only and not widely publicized (more weird!), was spearheaded by the bar\u2019s owner, Bryan Shull, who\u2019s running for a spot on the Vancouver City Council. It\u2019s set off a major controversy, as the bar\u2019s manager and employees had no idea Johnson was going to be in attendance. <\/p>\n

And they\u2019re MAD now that locals are boycotting and their suppliers are refusing to deliver to a \u201cMAGA bar.\u201d<\/p>\n

I spoke with the manager, a woman who identified herself by her first name, Heather. Four regulars sat at the bar as she told me the timeline while she tried to maintain her composure. Shull made arrangements with the Secret Service to sweep and secure the location on Wednesday night, having handed over the keys as well as the alarm codes. The Clark County Sheriff\u2019s Department provided security outside of the venue, \u201cstanding around drinking coffee,\u201d according to Heather. When she was able to speak with Shull about the entire thing, he gave what she described as a \u201cweak apology\u201d \u2014 and she’s now contemplating working elsewhere.<\/p>\n

A post on the Trap Door Brewing Instagram<\/u> made it clear that the staff doesn\u2019t support their boss, but the damage is done. Like Mike Johnson and everyone else associating with Trump, their rep is forever tarnished.<\/p>\n

Read more Anger as ICE dances around judge\u2019s demand to reveal polling place plans<\/a><\/p>\n

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